BBONUS ENTRY #5 

Drunk, Divorced, and  

  Suffering from Cheetos breath!

You may be able to avoid the telltale orange Cheetos fingers by eating your cheese-that-goes-crunch snacks with chopsticks, but what to do about that telltale Cheetos breath?  Even though wine and mouthwash have the same alcohol content, they are not necessarily interchangeable.  The "Bad Breath Bible" can teach you how to eliminate Cheetos breath and generally prepare you to interact with human beings.  Your furry friends will never offer you mints or gum.  (Really, the worse you smell the more they love you.)   When you download the free "Bad Breath Bible," you will get Bonus Entry #5.

 How to get Bonus Entry #5

• Click here to connect to the "Bad Breath Bible"

• Complete the simple form at the top of the page and click the "Download Now" button 

• Forward the e-mail you receive from "Dr. Harold Katz" to bonus5@authorschannel.com   

When you forward the e-mail from Dr. Katz, you will receive one (1) Bonus Entry in the "Crazy Aunt Purl's Book-Readin', Wine-Drinkin', Meet-Me-In-California Sweepstakes."  If you download the "Bad Breath Bible" and read the entire thing, but forget to forward the e-mail, you may have better breath, but no extra entries.    

Remember....  you can get all the Bonus Entries, but you can only get each of them one dang time.  Greediness is not an attractive quality, y'all.

There are just so many situation where  you don't want to be

wonderin' how you smell.xx