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One of your lucky
butts is going to win
a big-time Really Grand
Prize:
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Airfare for two to The O.C. (You know...
Orange County, where the "real" housewives live.)
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Two nights and three days deluxe
accommodations in a fancy schmancy resort area that you're never gonna want
to leave.
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A book-readin', wine-drinkin', and
personal story-swappin' good time with Crazy Aunt Purl herself (a/k/a to her
daddy as Laurie Perry)
If you don't win the Grand Prize,
that will suck.
But you might
might still could win
another cool prize:
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Daily Cheetos Lover's
Gift Box,
which includes your very
own copy of "Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair" autographed by the
author AND one of her 3 cats
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The Covered-In-Cat-Hair Survival Kit,
which includes a large supply of lint
roller refills, also autographed by Laurie Perry (apparently she'll sign her
name to anything)
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The Drown-Your-Sorrows Wine Basket
Consolation Prize,
which includes an autographed copy of "Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat
Hair," and at least one bottle of wine which can be consumed while reading
it
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The Win-One-Purl-Two Prize,
with a selection of yarn, knitting needles, and a $50 gift certificate to
spend at SuperCrafty.com
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The No-Consolation Consolation prize,
which is your choice of one of eleventy-three nearly identical scarves and hats,
hand-knit by
Laurie Perry when she was at her most insomniatically crazy (scarves NOT covered
in cat hair... hopefully).
What are you waiting for?
The engraved invitation is in the mail.
You can wait for it, or
click here to enter.
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Laurie
Perry (a/k/a Crazy Aunt Purl) hopes nobody registers for this contest
so she can keep the Grand Prize for herself.
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